> Be the secretive photographer.
You are now
BUTTER MORPHO CYPRIS ANEIRA. To distance yourself from your former line of work, you’ve undergone a little name change. Which is fine by you; your lusus wasn’t particularly creative.
Hatched with a very obvious MUTATION in the form of WINGS much like those of your former lusus, you’ve always been HIGHLY CRITICAL of the empire despite your relatively high position on the hemospectrum. And you’ve never been one to hold your tongue when something pisses you off. So maybe you started a little ANTI-EMPIRE WEBSITE. Maybe you posted some scandalous photos. You may or may not have posted crime scene photos and called for seadweller blood in cases of lowblood and mutant murders.
Alright, so those are all things you DEFINITELY DID. And though you were always very careful to cover your tracks these things caught up to you, as they often do.
With the help of some less-than-savoury acquaintances, you managed to shed your former self quite thoroughly. Nobody would recognize you these days.
And that is precisely how you want it.
THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.
Your honor, something is amiss here!
As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled!
Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?
Where are the bar codes?!
This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!!
Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.
Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.
If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.
Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!
Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!!
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—
…! I’ve got it!)
While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books?
While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.
Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.
They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?
Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.
At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.
I see the issue here very clearly.
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.
(W-wait, but I’m not—)
I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!
We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.
Photo Close-up added to the court record!
As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!
And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!
A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!
Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!
And there’s more!
The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!
Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!
How’s that for decisive evidence?
i’m rewatching flula’s what does the fox say
and all i have are cuddle puddle feels from the discovery of the video
and the countless hours of bullshit that came from it.
xanthe what have you become
I need so much more xanthe in my life sami. So much more.
AUS WHERE EVERYONE’S FRIENDS AND THEY DO STUPID SHIT LIKE MAKE COIL SUBMISSIONS TO JACKASS
did she get kicked out of her house after this
what the actual fuck did i just watch
Please don’t scroll past this
when someone say hi to ya bae for too long
i’m pretty sure the entire xanthe tag is me disapproving of him
This makes me sad. Give him to me thanks.
Izzie’s quads (including izzie) all seem to suffer from some fabulous culture shock.
el dorado adventure into the world of troll hot topic.
They go in and Izzie grabs some hello kitty shit and is like ‘EXCUSE MEEE WHAT IS THIS D:’
'HELLO. WHAT'S THIS?'
'… Hello Kitty.'
'HI. I'M NOT A CAT D:'
On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent.
Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”
and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT”