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samaelcarver:

valhallalagoon:

samaelcarver:

…the fuck?

This is an inside joke on my hall.

Ha!

letsmakeourownfairytale:

#favourite harry potter headcanons

makes a midblood seadweller because he fucking can

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prolly just gonna play shitty mobile games

hmu if you need me

This is the cutest and most corny app for long-distance couples

digitalcrayon:

Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.

Okay, so you have this icon
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Not all that impressive, but still cute nonetheless.

Then you open it up, get yourself and your adorable-as-fuck significant other registered with an email and password. You get “paired” and have this little facebook chat sort of thing that only the two of you are able to see.

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Oh, hey, and what’s this little thing?

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Yeah. There’s this button you can press to gently tell your S.O. that they’re on your mind without having to say much more. How fucking cute is that?

Alright, so you’ve got a wall you two can share. Now there are other little features too such as a place you can draw on the same screen damn near to real-time.

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And then you can take that shitty little drawing you created together and post it up on that wall so neither of you will forget how crappy phone screens are to draw with, but damn if that isn’t cute.

Lastly, you have the thumb kiss. Now this feature is unique because no matter where you are in the world, you can use this app and know that you’re both doing the same stupid thing and giggling like an idiot all the while. With a thumb kiss, you press your finger to the screen and your S.O.’s will show up once they do the same.

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Then once they get close and/or touching, the screen changes a little

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And after a second of touching, the screen turns red and vibrates to signify your “kiss.”

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And if that’s not the cutest shit that a dumb little app on your probably-a-piece-of-crap-phone can offer, then you need to get out of my face and go try this app because it’s totally free and will have you smiling for a week.


Oh D: can I has the teal/jade then?

Yeees. :3c


Can I has the last cerulean?

Ahhh I’m sorry someone asked for him before you did. ;;

ghettotrolls:

spadesbrigade:

it’s that time again for fantroll design giveaway time

i have so many designs that i’m either never gonna use or used for .34 seconds and nobody gave a f so now i’m passing the savings on to you!!!!!!!!

1. yellow
2. cerulean
3. jade
4. violet (neon tetra based :’3) THEY GONE
5. teal/jade
6. cerulean

hmu

omg
omg
omg
may i please snatch the third one??? c:

yes :3c

mongreltrolls:

spadesbrigade:

sezutrolls:

spadesbrigade:

it’s that time again for fantroll design giveaway time

i have so many designs that i’m either never gonna use or used for .34 seconds and nobody gave a f so now i’m passing the savings on to you!!!!!!!!

1. yellow
2. cerulean
3. jade
4. violet (neon tetra based :’3)
5. teal/jade
6. cerulean

hmu

Can I get the seadweller lady?

sure thing ! :>

can i get the second cerulean?

all yours !

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